Sick jerk

When you fake sick to get out of work/school to jerk off

Boys does everyone want to do a sick jerk tomorrow

by Cam Waite August 10, 2019

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i am sick :(

i hate life

i am sick

im at school
i have to do an englisg test
and i hav e done a physics test

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i prob failed it

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i wanna go hooomee

i am sick :(

i wanna gooo hoooooooomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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geek sick day

When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.

David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.

by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013

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Sick Azz Foo

Sicker Your Average Painted Products created by Alexa Hirsch

Did you see that painted mural in Venice? Yeah by Sick Azz Foo Paintings

by SickAzzFooPaintings October 13, 2022

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Sick Slut

Definitions include

A. A person who is always sick but remains promiscuous

B.A person who is promiscuous primarily to sick people

C.A person who is promiscuous to sickness itself. Meaning they get aroused by disease.

You slept with the whole cancer ward?
Your such a sick slut

by Sajoca November 11, 2021

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