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textaside

The act of text messaging something personal, secret, or otherwise unfit to say aloud to someone next to you.

Derived from "aside", a theatrical speech during which other actors are on stage, but which only the audience can hear.

Not to be confused with texticide.
Though the teenage couple were mild-mannered in public, they frequently had sexual textasides.

I felt awkward at the party, so I had a textaside with my friend, before lying and telling everyone else that I felt sick.
by Graphhhh March 6, 2010
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text mauling

When someone texts you barbs, cryptic remarks or questions so as to relentlessly wear you down to their point of view, or to twist your response to conform to their position or desired outcome; especially if there are many of them, received intermittently, over a period of time: a day or two.

It feels like you are being punched or jabbed, sometimes by surprise-- here they are again: bam!--when you thought it was done, over they're back with another comment.
I've been clear on my position, please stop text mauling me; I am not going to agree with you.
by Ireland Brown March 18, 2010
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text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.
I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...
by pm1960 May 26, 2010
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Text Deaf

The lack of hearing emphasis on a word because it is only text. Capital letters do not mean anything besides shouting!
Girl 1: That rainbow is HUGE.

Guy: Thats what she said.

Girl 2: Didn't you hear the sarcasm in her statement?

Guy: No I'm text deaf.
by Hyundaisalesman July 8, 2010
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Text Com

Com being short for communication. text com is when 2 people stood or sat down next to each communicating via text message. This is either done when in a place where you can't hear what person is saying or where theres a group of more than three people and 2 people and want to keep the things they are saying a secret.
Bill: Sally and John keep on texting. I wonder who they are texting.

Shaun: there doing that text Com thing. Search Urbun Dictionary for what it means.
by Oh-Ma-hiar August 31, 2010
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textay

a text message so long that it is more like an essay
I had so much to say i wrote you a textay
by HuFFysDiRRty December 28, 2010
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Textas

A whole mass of spam texts, usually from a stalker or a creepy friend.
Dude last night my stalker sent me a Textas.
by SkypeCreeper October 19, 2010
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