smoke weed everyday

Snoop Dogg's most famous line advocating for daily marijuana usage.

It has spawned a huge number of joke variants, many of which somehow involve Super Mario. When the player goes down a pipe, the well-known transit noise is replaced by a squeaky voice saying "weed" three times. Need I say more?

Most implementations of this phrase occur along with a GIF of Snoop Dogg's "weed dance", a classic move which is at once simple in appearance but actually quite difficult to pull off. Perhaps one needs to smoke pot before attempting it...
I smoke weed everyday. (smoke weed everyday) (remix)
by Brodo_Swaggins October 17, 2016
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johnny apple weed

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.
"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"
by ill spills September 29, 2007
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wee-weed up

A nonsensical phrase used by a politician that is imploding over the failure of his/her policies. The phrase replaces nonsensical phrases uttered by his/her predecessor that showed his/her ignorance.
At an online forum on healthcare held Thursday at the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Obama drew on his own political experience to predict better fortunes next month.

“There’s something about August going into September where everyone in Washington gets all wee-weed up,” the president said.
by Free Rider Problem August 20, 2009
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Peyton manning weed

a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.
Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.
by BlaineusKaplanus January 27, 2009
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weed hoes and alcohol

the prerequisites for a kickass party
That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party
by lifesprettychill June 23, 2011
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Pledge Of The Weed Hits

I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,

And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.
by SlangemDozier November 02, 2011
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lick the weed

When you and your friends are trying to load another bowl, but someone you are with drops some of it and you are already too stoned to pick it, so whoever spilt it must then lap up all of the fallen off of the counter top or whatever surface it may have landed upon; meanwhile everyone else must chant "LICK-THE-WEED!" in unison until all the weed has been licked.
Oh shit... Jerry Garcia is trapped in my head, hey... you dumped some weed on that countertop.... LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED
by MK 3000 March 07, 2005
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