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Thumped

v. Past tense of the intransitive verb, to Thump.

The act of leaving an area or confrontation at the most inopportune time, often creating a scene of confusion and disbelief.
"Why isn't he defending Blacksmith?"
"Oh! He Thumped."
by Tyranadin December 13, 2005
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max thompson

A complete faggot who has one massive ear (with no interior decoration), and one normal ear. He likes to insult people by calling them 'specky cunts' or telling them there maths percentages. This is because he is a swotting bastard, and he cant speak properly. His house is gettin wrecked soon
"That max bloke has one mother fucker of an ear"
by DMC April 22, 2005
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thumb song

A song which you know and love and sing into your thumb as if the thumb were a microphone.
American Pie, Jesse's Girl, Margaritaville, and I got friends in Low Places are all great thumb songs.
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thumb tag

1: The finger version of phone tag.

2: When you text back and forth without getting to the next step - having an actual phone call or meeting in real time. This written banter can lead to frustration if a phone call or meeting is delayed.
Text Message Sent: I'm sick of playing thumb-tag. For all I know you dirty dog could be texting me!

Text Message Received: Did you just call me a dirty dog? RRRuff ruff!

Text Message Sent: How about calling me instead? I don't bark like that dog of yours. :)

Since the sender texts people too often, her spelling stamina started to decline. She wrote "you" instead of "your", not knowing she referred to her friend as a dog. Her friend (receiver) then acts like he was insulted so he can provoke the sender to text more. The sender realizes the receiver is playing thumb tag and declares that she wants to use her voice instead.
by upcloseandhonest January 14, 2009
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Thumbage

when your best mate is pussy whipped. Has to ask permission to go to the shop or for a shit.
'Man that dude is under extreme thumbage'
by supertedhannah March 22, 2009
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thumb it

when you are too drunk to get a boner so you use your thumb in place of you dick.
1.Evan was too drunk last night so he just decided to thumb it. his girlfriend told him he got bigger. Evan cried himself to sleep...

2. Dude: i was sooo smashed last night i couldn't get it up man.

Man: you should have thumbed it dude!

Dude: f that shit i duffle bagged it instead man.

Man: yeah but knowing your girlfriend it would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway dude!

Dude: thats low man. (shoots off the mans dick)
by the new mexican July 26, 2010
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Thompson High School

A Toronto high school full of salty people.
Those Thompson High School students are so salty
by Tellou April 19, 2015
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