A.I heard JD caught Cyber Syphilis after a 20 hour marathon on www.midgettittyfuck.com
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
B. After watching a brokeback valleyvideo featuring the lick-a-likes I contracted a severe case of cyber syphilis.
by Pfc. Snowball December 9, 2008
Get the cyber syphilis mug.An Obsession with Adam Lambert (American Idol Contestant), which involves the affected to continually talk about Adam, stare at pictures of Adam, continually listen to his music and Hourly check the official Adam Lambert website for news on his new album.
This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...
Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
This disease has not yet mutated, it can only be passed on from glambert to glambert... But Pig Flu mutated... You never know...
Cures : Listening to Kris Allen, removing everything that is Adam Lambert from the affected's life, stop wearing you eyeliner/black nail polish or throw away your toy lamb that you named Adam.
by lols4cett June 16, 2009
Get the Glambert Syndrome mug.FBS, or Fat Bitch Syndrome, is suffered by very fat, usually disgusting, women.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Instead of becoming shy, docile, and hermetic like most fat women, the woman with FBS has a very different, enigmatic reaction. Her response to being so grossly obese men that never look at her was to become even MORE full of herself than a normal girl. She believes that the reason men avoid her is that "they can't handle this!"
Though the fat bitch is hideously blubberous, she will often still believe that she is, in fact, attractive. This is often because she is still hit on by rednecks, white trash, and hobos, usually at truck stops. You will see frequently her wearing "Babydoll" t-shirts in sizes 3 or 4 below what she actually needs, leading to the DJRP, the Dangling Jelly Rolls Phenomenon.
If you know a woman suffering FBS, don't try to explain the issue to her. You will only be met with exclamations of "Nuh-uh, nuuuuh-uh, boy, you did NOT go there." Avoid at all costs.
Everyone can think of their own example of a woman suffering from Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS). If you can't, you either are one, or you're white trash who's too busy feeding the egos of FBS sufferers everywhere to notice.
by alex799 January 12, 2009
Get the Fat Bitch Syndrome (FBS) mug.When God told Chuck Norris about how He took a rib from Adam and made Eve, Chuck Norris decided to try it on himself, thus creating Symphony X. Michael Romeo's guitar is actually made of pure heavy metal and was given to him by Jesus at their high school reunion.
by Gammastar Dragon February 28, 2009
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- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECOMING"
- There are many other subtle symptoms, only a professional can properly diagnose Bunny.Meatball-sydrome
- Extreme shyness causing an inabilty to talk to the opposite sex coherently
- Nervousness to the point of shaking, dry mouth, thought loss, and/or loss of words
- Denying that girls want your penis when in reality they are actally lusting for it in an almost in humane manner.
- Studying in the libary during lunch hours rather than haning out with friends or trying to make friends.
- No interest in social/cultural events such as "HOMECOMING"
- There are many other subtle symptoms, only a professional can properly diagnose Bunny.Meatball-sydrome
The kid failed at talking to the girl who obviosly wanted him and went to paint his bike instead because he has a sever case of Bunny.Meatball-sydrome.
by Who knows?? i'll never tell you! May 13, 2006
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by Brooskie December 6, 2018
Get the Syrus mug.The state of paranoia in which people fear President Obama so much, they stop thinking logically and stop using common sense. Usually a direct result of watching too much Fox News.
Announcer: This is Skeeter.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
Skeeter: Kenyan, Muslim, Communist, Socialist.
Announcer: Skeeter is suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome.
Skeeter: He bowed to other world leaders. He had a hip-hop barbecue.
by potterfreak98 October 26, 2012
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