Power Texting

Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.

Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!

by AdamKrenz March 2, 2011

Clipboard of Power

A derogatory term for the petty bureaucrat's badge of office. It is held close to the chest and carries papers with information that is jealously guarded. It allows access to sensitive areas and gives the bearer authority to pry into the work being done by others. Often used for micromanagement and the application of "bureaucracy gone mad".

Line up your pencils everyone! Here comes Snottynose Snivelson with his Clipboard of Power.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! October 13, 2012

Power Pointer

In group presentations, it's the person who assembles the Power Point.

Usually done as an excuse to do less, or no actual work.

Doug: Ken, you do physical and chemical properties, and Rachel will do uses.
Ken: Okay, but what'll you do?
Doug: Ah, I'll do the Power Point, just email me all your work, right?
Ken (To Rachel): Dammit, Doug's just a lazy ass Power Pointer.

by ScorpionWins September 30, 2009

Power Play

Spreading ones legs to establish one’s dominance on the receiving partner

Kneel down Ben I’m gonna teach you what how to power play your ass

by YOUR MOTHER 补习 December 21, 2018

Power Bang

The act of fucking your slam piece with no remorse while he or she assumes a wheel barrow like position.

Wade Smith power bangs puss with no remorse.

by Wade Smith PB November 14, 2015

power pinch

Forcing a bowel movement out of the body in a short amount of time, due to a pinch.

I didn't want to miss the bottom of the ninth inning, but I had to shit real bad. So I went and power pinched a deuce in record time.

by simplybillyo March 30, 2011

power tail

A longer and thicker version of the rat tail. Bitches can't keep their hands out of it. It derived from the sport of lacrosse, when a young man wanted to grow something as equal to the Jedi braid. Who know's maybe his bros liked to see it flow out the back of his helmet.

#1. Nice mullet bro! Hey man that's no mullet! Its clearly a power tail!
#2. Ewww what is that gross thing growing on the back of your head? That's a power tail my lady, would you like to feel? Oh i love your power tail!

by LaxBroSoY February 25, 2012