apple-to-orange comparison

The comparison between two (or more) things that cannot be compared apple-to-apple, e.g. comparing the demand of being a kindergartener with that of being a college student — even though they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day

Trying to compare the stress levels of a kindergartener to a college student is just an apple-to-orange comparison—sure, they both "only" go to school 3 hours per day, but the responsibilities are worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025

Orang Vegetal

A vegetal that is orange and makes you more ANGERY than a normal green vegetal.

I TASTE ORANG VEGETAL! ANGERY!

by Toxic9yroldfromxbox August 1, 2019

Orange

A friut and a color

Guy #1: Hey! How do you spell orange?
Guy #2: I don't know! The color or the fruit?
Guy #1: *Calls help center*

by theorangesquezerr May 30, 2020

orange fog

Donald trumps fart

Did you see that orange fog on tv

Last night.

by Relyfiend March 16, 2017

No Oranges Wap Are Kek

No Oranges Wap Are Kek or nowak avaliable sweaty technics in a video game

1guy:oh im a No Oranges Wap Are Kek jee get good

2guy:stop sweating jeesus crist

1guy: u mad?
(someone really sweaty basicly)

by lokopiy December 15, 2021

Oranges

0.5mg clonazepam. Usually only said to make texting about drugs less hot

Yo u got any benzos

Just some oranges bro. 5$ a pop

I’ll take 10

by Johnny fk March 8, 2023

Orange

An orange is a person who likes to jerk off and cums on oranges. They often like to fuck people BUT they hate being called by their real name. An orange has a strong life line but a small intelligence line. An orange is reffered as gang symbols and they are very yummy. People like to drink oranges and use them as sex toys.

Person 1: Damn bro look at that shawty, she be lookin like an orange.
Shawty: Bitch stop following me you low-life fag.

by AssFucker12369 December 8, 2018