A brand of orange juice that tastes as if it came from the sun god himself. Also referred to as liquid sun in a bottle. An often high-priced, elitest brand of OJ that is worth its weight in gold. Nothin’ but freshly-squeezed orange juice that isn’t even mixed with water. Simply makes other juices as well, but it all started with the OJ.
“Yo, is this Tropicana or Florida Orange Juice?”
“Are you on drugs, man? This is Simply Orange and it’s expensive, so lay off!”
“Are you on drugs, man? This is Simply Orange and it’s expensive, so lay off!”
by Neth3rtwist January 09, 2018
Typically used to refer to the chocolate drink Yoohoo. May be purchased in cartons, cans, but tastes best in a cold bottle.
Dude #1: "It is so hot out. Hey, hook into that gas station over there, I'm dying of thirst."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."
(Later)
Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."
Dude #2: "What are you getting? A big gulp or a slushie?"
Dude #1: "To hell with those things. I'm talking about heaven in a bottle here, a Yoohoo."
(Later)
Dude #1: "That wasn't the greatest idea. I drank too much of that Yoohoo and now my stomach is killin' me."
by Neth3rtwist June 25, 2017