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Winged Monkeys in the Media

All of the subservient little morons in the media who deliver the DNC's message to the masses. The message, although usually destructive to the country, is delivered in a sing-songity "Aren't we glad we're all part of this" tone which drives its acceptance.
"The Winged Monkeys in the Media will say this is all normal and natural, you are only imagining higher prices for groceries, Ukraine is a democracy, and Trump is Hitler's lying taint."
--Scott Adams on X
by geekmalone July 1, 2024
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Devil wings

When your partner (who identity’s as someone with a penis) hangs themself from a ceiling fan and Flaps their arms at the same time as the other partner tries to give fellatio to the person hung on the fan.
Man it was crazy last night almost passed out whist I was doing Devil Wings with the Misso
by Sean van de velde December 23, 2022
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WANGIN' ON THE WING WONG

Is when you go out with a mate (who's not especially confident with the ladies) as his wing man and you end up in bed with the woman he was interested in.
Cutting your wing man's grass by default, WANGIN' ON THE WING WONG.
by DIRTY DEGENERATE BOY January 8, 2014
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Bent chicken wing

A phrase used to describe the position of your arm when you are lying on your side real close behind someone else and the arm youre laying on is down to your side but bent at the elbow pinning your hand across your chest unable to do much .
Dick was lying there. With a bent chicken wing wishing he could just reach his cigarrettes without waking. The hot blonde.
by Methefarthest August 5, 2016
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winged rat

Why is there this winged rat over here?
by UDfan1234567890 January 18, 2019
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Wing-Snapper

Someone who you'd think would automatically support you but instead, they speak negatively upon you as you're rising and achieving your goals. They can't stand to see you rise above them in life.
I won't even bother asking for his opinion on it because we all know hes a Wing-Snapper.
by Dan-DahSoulman March 23, 2024
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Wing it

The word used to informally refer to the act of “doing” something but without any plan.
Mohamda: Yo Carlos! You ready for your driving test?
Carlos: Heck ya! I’m gonna wing it.
by 711 The First September 25, 2022
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