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up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.
After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.
by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006
mugGet the up the ol' dirt roadmug.

Oklahoma Road Middle School

A really small-ish school with the usual mix of goths and preps and normal people. The teachers are eccentric and the lockers are tiny. The vice principle scares everyone, that's a fact. Girls have a wrestling unit that initiates the usual backstabbing of "oh my god, so and so got me out i'm going to kill her!"

ORMS is in eldersberg, possibly the most pointless town in the whole nation. We're not even sure if we are our own town. Are we part of Sykesville? We have 50 nail places but no movie theater. The most popular teenage pas stime is cow tipping.
He he, lets go to Farmer Joe's and tip his cows!

Yea, then lets get our nails done!

Dude, guys don't do that?

Then what are we supposed to do afterwards?

Good point. Lets go grafitti Oklahoma Road Middle School!
by lynxsong February 17, 2010
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Kicking the can down the road

What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.
The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.
by Egirl Rhyann June 29, 2020
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Rule 1 of Road Trips

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.
Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...
by VanguardVince December 12, 2012
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When you drive the speed limit in front of a "monster truck" or something that is perceived as a "race car" by the owner sporting a micro penis. A fun thing to do is roll down your window and try to wave them around you when there is oncoming traffic. Also, putting your turn signal on for 10 miles is a neat thing to do :)
Bob: What is this ass-clown doing behind us? Why is he riding our ass with his brights on?!

Bill: Well Bob, he has a reeeaaally small penis and wants to prove to his lady friend how incredibly manly he is. Buckle up bitch, I am the master of Passive Aggressive Road Rage.

Bob: Let's teach him a lesson!
by Rocky Feather Toes April 25, 2023
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Bust the load and hit the road

A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.

Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
I like this girl but she wants to marry me

Mate just bust the load and hit the road
by YourmumiliketoRIDHT June 9, 2019
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Abbott Road Mother Fucker

A MSU student that resides at Chandler Crossing.
Those Abbott Road Mother Fucker's smoke too much weed.
by 420 keifer street October 7, 2018
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