David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 13, 2019

mom joke

A lame joke, pun, or play on words that your mom would say, such as "have a nice trip, see you next fall". Does not have to be told by your mom, just has to be lame.

"Hey Trevor, have a nice trip, see you next fall! Haha!"

"Dude, that was fucking lame."

"Yeah man, that was a total mom joke."

by hawker240 October 21, 2006

kyles mom

The bitchyest person alive, if you know Jean than call her a stupid ass bitch

dude shes totaly kyles mom.

by justalovemachin January 7, 2008

Stokes' Mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

Stoke's Mom is a 5 cent whore

by Tyler February 24, 2004

stacies mom

word used to describe someones hot mother.

dude, shes a total stacies mom

by greathelmet May 18, 2011

mom burn

Twice the power of a regular burn.

Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."

by Aardvark March 16, 2005

stacey's mom

A song that became very old very quick because being a stacey i got i sung to me every time i met a person or just ran into someone and let me tell u my mom was 9 months pregnant with twins when that song came out so it became old quickly

Stacey's mom has got it going on

by Stacey March 14, 2005