David’s mom

David mom thinks David is gay and says that David is adopted

I FUCKED DAVID’S MOM

by I FUCKED DAVIDS MOM January 14, 2019

mom joke

A lame joke, pun, or play on words that your mom would say, such as "have a nice trip, see you next fall". Does not have to be told by your mom, just has to be lame.

"Hey Trevor, have a nice trip, see you next fall! Haha!"

"Dude, that was fucking lame."

"Yeah man, that was a total mom joke."

by hawker240 October 21, 2006

kyles mom

The bitchyest person alive, if you know Jean than call her a stupid ass bitch

dude shes totaly kyles mom.

by justalovemachin December 17, 2007

stacies mom

word used to describe someones hot mother.

dude, shes a total stacies mom

by greathelmet April 27, 2011

Stokes' Mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

Stoke's Mom is a 5 cent whore

by Tyler February 25, 2004

mom burn

Twice the power of a regular burn.

Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."

by Aardvark March 16, 2005

stacey's mom

A song that became very old very quick because being a stacey i got i sung to me every time i met a person or just ran into someone and let me tell u my mom was 9 months pregnant with twins when that song came out so it became old quickly

Stacey's mom has got it going on

by Stacey March 15, 2005