Shit Machine

Someone who shits a lot.

Me: 🎶You better watch out 'cause I'm a shit machine.🎶 (A parody of War Machine by Kiss)

by AntiCircumcisionMan September 27, 2024

Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

the inner machinations of my mind

an enigma

the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

by anguslazy November 24, 2024

Peane machine

An electric sex toy.

Every night, Missus, johnson loves to play with her Peane machine.

by EmJayee December 3, 2024

Alabamian Washing Machine

When your partner is in the washing machine and you insert your penis inside her vagina while the washing machine is active. Not to be confused with the Reverse Alabamian Washing Machine.

GF: "Babe, give me an Alabamian Washing Machine!"
BF: "Ok, get in the washing machine"

by Capital_K December 10, 2024

The candy machine

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....

"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"

by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024

Propaganda Machine

A really cool Thrash/Groove Metal band from Kentucky.

Person 1: "Have you heard Propaganda Machine's new self-titled EP available on all streaming services?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "You really should, it has some bangers on it. My favorite song is The Scarred Domain."
Person 2 (after listening to it): "Personally, my favorite song is Imperial Democracy."

Person 1: "Yeah, that song is good too."

by zbguitar January 2, 2025