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lesbian proof 

car windows that only roll part way down
You gotta open the door, I can't fit this 30 rack through your lesbian proof windows.
lesbian proof by tray420 August 22, 2008

Lesbian Sex 

Two Girls Imitating Woman And Male Sex but with no dick
THIS IS NOT A FANFIC WITH DDLC 😭
Suki was watching TV when here best friends, Natsuki And Monika came over. “Hi Suki!~ How have you been?” Natsuki said as she came in. “Bestie! Hm..what are you watching~?” Monika said. They both came in but Suki noticed that Natsuki had a large object under her shirt. “Natsuki? What’s that under your shirt?” Suki asked. “Uh..Come upstairs and I will show you!”. They both walked upstairs while Monika put a dvd in the tv. As Natsuki walked in Suki’s room, she shut the door. She took it out and Suki’s face become super red. “N-N-Natsuki!- I-..Uhm…” Suki said. Natsuki threw Suki on the bed and took off Suki’s clothes. Natsuki took off hers and put the dildo inside of Suki. “Aghhh…” Suki moaned.

Y’Know what happened ;) sorry I’m very lazy lol
Ugh I love Lesbian Sex”
Lesbian Sex by UwuSussyShitface January 2, 2022

Lesbian Pockets 

When your front pockets are full of stuff because you decide not to carry a purse. Lesbians don't carry purses so their pockets are usually very bulgy.
I'm not going to bring a purse out, I'll just rock the lesbian pockets tonight
Lesbian Pockets by YO-JO August 7, 2011

lesbian sex 

Something that men should not be looking at or watching just for the sake of it being lesbian. Lesbians are real people are do not exist to please some sort of straight man agenda.
Man: Bro I love watching lesbian sex haha
Lesbian: what the fuck is wrong with you we have relationships outside of sex stop fetishizing us
lesbian sex by ItzGrass October 3, 2021
A female vegetarian. These sorts of females don't like to eat MEAT....
Lesbian 1 "Do you eat meat??"
Lesbian 2 " Nah, I'm a lesbian don't forget"
Lesbian 1 " Ahhhhh"
lesbian by Biggins123 May 17, 2007
Girls who act like they don't care about their sexual orientation, but if anyone makes a comment about it, they try to act smart and get angry. That is why this definition will get a million thumbs down.
guy-"So, your gay?"

lesbian-"Yes, I am. But the label 'gay' is very offensive. I am a human being just like you, and I wish to be treated as so."

guy-"uhhh...so you are gay?"

lesbian-"No, I just have an intrest in females."

guy-"so you are gay?"

lesbian-"It is people like you that make this world a horrible place of stereo-types and sexists!!!"
lesbian by metaltoad February 6, 2008