boris johnson

sexier than toby by a smidge.

wow that guy is a boris johnson

by bigman766 July 14, 2021

Garrison Johnson

Is the only black guy that is with the KKK loves to suck white cocks and loves asians

"Garrison Johnson is black?" "but he's with the kkk"

by Jeston-Litchell February 17, 2022

SuiSon Johnson

One of the healing item in famous game series "yakuza" is pronounced as "隨身強身飲料(swei shen chyang sheny in lyau) “ in Chinese.
It means: convenient drinks that can strengthen your body.

Oh no! I'm dying, quick use some suison Johnson

by Tell Me That is Human Nature February 24, 2022

spooky johnson

Scary person

You not real you’re a spooky Johnson

by anonymous February 26, 2022

Emily Johnson

A very perfect girl who is kinda dumb but wifey type

Emily Johnson candice this candice that

by but Candice Be us March 2, 2022

Don Johnson (The)

An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.

That stapler is the Don Johnson (The) of staplers. It does it from both ends.

by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021

Micah Johnson

stinky goon

"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"

by fortnitesteevethumbinbutt August 15, 2021