by mynameisnotmentioned January 22, 2009
When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
by filthy pirate hooker August 24, 2011
A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.
Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.
Thong: I eat cats!
Thong: I eat cats!
by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
A Leigh-J is when a chick says shes going to blow you and turns the lights off and then when she turns them back on it is actually a big black dude that has been sucking your dick and proceeds to ask you how does that ass feel?
by VisioPirate November 02, 2009
A very low-effort, highly rewarding sales transaction. I.e. when someone (very commonly your very first customer) comes in that knows exactly what they want, no questions asked, and you simply have to press the buttons to earn commission.
by unearthen November 24, 2018
by KevinOwen November 24, 2009
Involuntary jittering movements brought on after inhaling, ingesting (sometimes even just breathing) something. This acts to heighten the enjoyment of said 'something', but can often lead to a life of being laughed at brought on by the comical nature in which it is performed.
by nathurnal July 02, 2009