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mrs. powers

The AWESOMEST math teacher there is. At any given point she will bitch slap your head off but she's aweet and considerate. Mrs. Powers will do anything for her students, even all the ones who act up.
"Mrs. Powers took away my phone and didn't do anything about it."
"I wish I has Mrs. Powers as a teacher."
by The awesome onee April 2, 2015
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Power Shopping

when you go shopping, and you don't know what hurts the most: your feet, your wallet, or your arms (from holding the bags).
Megan: "Maddie, we are a power shopping dream team. no, wait. we're better than power shoppers."

Maddie: "What do you mean? My wallet is already hospitalized and i can't walk another foot. how are we not power shoppers?"

Megan: "Because we built a shopping robot to carry the bags for us."
by ben d. over January 8, 2013
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power object

Any person, place or thing which allows the individual who uses it or interacts with it to exert power or simply feel more powerful by interacting with it.
Some examples of power objects are famous people, movie stars, celebrities, politicians; computers , the Web; cigarettes; all vehicles; all weapons—from a knife to an atomic bomb; a penis (it helps create a life; a vagina (it can reward and also pussywip; a beautiful face or rear end—because either one or both can reel-in a man; pens—because they record ideas; all electronic devices; all buildings; highways; cookware (they let people feed themselves); beds (they let people rest and recuperate and create babies); jaccuzzies, showers; and... toilets—because they let people get rid of their body's waste products, etc. Garbage cans and "pregnancy prevention" devices (mistakenly called "birth control" devices) are also power objects because the former isolate garbage to be removed by workers, and the latter give users the power to engage in sexual intercourse but prevent a pregnancy.

And though the air and water appear to not be power objects, their correct evaluation reveals that they are extremely powerful because they are indispensable to sustain life. Therefore, fruits and vegetables can also be considered power objects.

Some examples of things which are generally not power objects are the grass; fruitless trees; clouds; the ocean; birds and most other animals, though horses, for example, could be considered power objects because they increase the rider's powers, and strong dogs—such as Dobermann Pinchers—are also power objects because they protect their owners.
by but for September 30, 2017
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power tail

A longer and thicker version of the rat tail. Bitches can't keep their hands out of it. It derived from the sport of lacrosse, when a young man wanted to grow something as equal to the Jedi braid. Who know's maybe his bros liked to see it flow out the back of his helmet.
#1. Nice mullet bro! Hey man that's no mullet! Its clearly a power tail!
#2. Ewww what is that gross thing growing on the back of your head? That's a power tail my lady, would you like to feel? Oh i love your power tail!
by LaxBroSoY February 25, 2012
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Power Texting

Sending numerous text messages sent at once very quickly. Can be used to annoy someone or to show a lack of experience texting. Can also be used to interrupt someones process of replying repeatedly.
Blake: Hey Mom! Where are you?
Mom: Hey!
Mom: Im on my way!
Mom:Where are you?
Mom: What are you doing?
Blake: Wtf? Stop power texting!
by AdamKrenz March 2, 2011
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Power Play

Spreading ones legs to establish one’s dominance on the receiving partner
Kneel down Ben I’m gonna teach you what how to power play your ass
by YOUR MOTHER 补习 December 21, 2018
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Power Bang

The act of fucking your slam piece with no remorse while he or she assumes a wheel barrow like position.
Wade Smith power bangs puss with no remorse.
by Wade Smith PB November 14, 2015
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