Example 1: “That bitch Amanda done fucked the wrong dude and now she has a hoe certificate.”
Example 2: “Girl they just denied my birth control cause of my hoe certificate!”
The ghetto way of saying 'Oh My God'. HOE= Oh, MAH= My and GURR= God. Was originally coined from the YouTube series 'Keisha Fabo' but more recently popularised by YouTube comedian/vlogger Miles Jai
Keisha Fabo: Let me tell you thus, let me tell you!
Breaquanda: Yes, tell me what it is babeh!
Keisha Fabo: Darelle is fucking some butch named Deltrese!
Breaquanda: HOE MAH GURR!!!
possession of one's dignity. Must be protected at all times. if someone attempts to take/pull your hoe card you can either diss them immediately or say sike