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Naughty Google

Looking up pics of nude chicks to jackoff to.
I couldn't watch porn last night so i just went Naughty Google
by crazyeskimo August 5, 2012
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google problem

An embarrassing phrase or fact that comes up at the top of the search results when your name is Googled.
A fomer Congressman from PA has his name equated with, "the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter somtimes associated with anal sex", when his name is entered into the Google search engine.

That dude has a google problem.
by vladdycat October 14, 2011
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Google It, dude

A saying that's used when you don't want to give specific directions to a place that the person you're talking to.
Alex: "Where the hell is Clarkson park?"
Jake: *sigh* "Google It, dude."
by Thatonekidyouhate November 13, 2011
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Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad
wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this
by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011
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Google

The all-knowing lord of the universe. He has the answer to any and every question you can possibly ask.
Son, remember to pray to Google before bed tonight.
by FORNIdE November 16, 2023
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Google Nazi

Someone who claims and/or hounds someone because they claim someone else does not have the right to post what they consider a google-able or what they deem an "easily google-able question" to a certain platform before first googling or heavily googling the question beforehand.
Don't mind people all over reddit who constantly hound you about how you should have asked google something before asking reddit because they don't have the intelligence to realize sometimes people want answers from actual humans online instead of Google's algorithm. They're Google Nazis.
by Brandon Pickett December 19, 2023
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Google, show me this guy's balls

A phrase said by someone who sees an attractive man on the internet and is so down bad for him that they instantly want to see him naked.
Friend: dude look at how hot this guy is!
Me: damn, you're right!
Friend: Google, show me this guy's balls ☝️
by TheresBugsUnderYourSkin January 1, 2024
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