I have more than enough to eat at home 

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence

Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"

I have more than enough to eat at home by asupercilious January 22, 2014

let them eat cake 

A quote attributed to Marie Antoinette, who allegedly spoke it in regard to her peasants having no bread to eat. Regardless of whether that actually happened, it is still the snobbiest way of saying "fuck them and what they want."

Marie Antoinette: "Let them eat cake."

Snooty French Guy: "They don't have cake either."

Marie Antoinette: "Did I fucking stutter?"

let them eat cake by Alfonsie November 19, 2013

let her eat 

An expression usually said with great enthusiasm to proclaim the start of an activity, or encourage an activity that has begun. This expression is commonly used in conjunction with off road motor sports, referring to the tires of a vehicle "eating" up the terrain, however, it can be used for nearly everything, from weightlifting to volunteer work. For example, there is a web site similar to this term that exemplifies it pretty well, I bet you can guess it!

Dale: "Well shoot, Zephyr, how you think we's gonna get that overgrown juniper out of the yard?"

Zephyr: "Not a problem Dale, we'll just get that chain over there, hook it to my awesome lifted truck, and let her eat!"

let her eat by Scottopolis2 May 4, 2011

sit back and eat some popcorn

This refers to watching someone else's arguments or difficulties for amusement.

my boss has no idea what the hell he is talking about, i am going to sit back and eat some popcorn.

sit back and eat some popcorn by person00009384 May 7, 2009

National Eat Pussy Day 

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.

Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

National Eat Pussy Day by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016

National Eat girls out day 

National Eat girls out Day is on June 25th and it is when people Eat girls pussy.

“Did you hear that tomorrow is National Eat girls out Day?”

National Eat girls out day by JuiceWorld June 24, 2018

Depress eat 

To eat a large amount of food (possibly junk food) even though you are not hungry, just because you are depressed.

Fuck, I'm depressed. I'm gonna go depress eat to fill the void in my pathetic life with food.

Depress eat by sell a door October 11, 2010