Dingus Walk

The long and annoying walk from the nearest bus stop to ones home.

"I'm saving my last cigarette for that friggen dingus walk"

"oh man, I'm not looking forward to the dingus walk, I'm dead tried."

by Maddie McGregor January 20, 2008

Dingledwarf

Being unaware of tornadoes.

Dude, there is a tornado outside your house. What tornado? I was gaming. You Dingledwarf.

by TheTreeBranch May 18, 2011

Dingers

Aussie slang for condoms

Tracy's brother didnt use any dingers

by U r a wanker April 22, 2009

dingleweed

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.

Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"

by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007

Dingle Beardy

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.

Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef

by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011

jingle my dingle

floats my boat.
tickles my pickle.

you get the idea.

Ariel: do you wanna go to the mall?
Jackie: oh gurl you know it!
Athena: can we bring nanners?
Audrey: that would certainly jingle my dingle.

by audreypawdrey March 8, 2009

Quandale Dingle

A action done by 2 gay black men in bed which results in one of them in the hospital

guy 1-"hey bro wanna do the quandale dingle?"

guy 2-"yes bro i've been waiting all day for you to ask me"

by Quantavious Bingle March 8, 2022