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dick vapor

A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys' crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.

When combined with a tropical climate like Florida's, dick vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud -- thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.
"Mrs. Smith never used to pay attention to me until I started going through puberty and getting dick vapor. Now we have sex in the gym like every day. Plus, I have the best grade in class!"
by sidecarsally May 31, 2009
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cobweb dick

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.
by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009
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Dick Disaster

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.
1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.
by J-do September 28, 2009
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Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.
I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off
Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.
by Richard the dude January 20, 2017
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Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.
Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.
by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011
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Dick Vegan

Did you know that lesbians are just dick vegans
by ya._boi._leo September 24, 2018
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