dick vapor

A colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys' crotches. The vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.

When combined with a tropical climate like Florida's, dick vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud -- thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.

"Mrs. Smith never used to pay attention to me until I started going through puberty and getting dick vapor. Now we have sex in the gym like every day. Plus, I have the best grade in class!"

by sidecarsally May 31, 2009

dick piggy

(noun) individual partial to the notion of fallacing others in a non-discriminative manner. Generally applied to women wearing an excess of makeup and or body piercings. May also be commonly used when describing a scantly-clad female. -slut -cock nobber -prostitute

Holy shit, I can see her pussy in that skirt, that bitch must be a dick piggy!

by art the great February 8, 2010

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

Dick Disaster

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

by J-do September 28, 2009

Dick lean

Dick Lean is a condition caused by only wanking with one hand. For some reason the hand position with which you can generate most speed and power (which is also the most comfortable position) pushes your dick out to one side. Eventually your dick becomes noticeably lopsided.

look at that the masturbatone in his left arm compared to his right! he must have a massive dick lean.

by l3eck93 April 5, 2010

Verbal Dick

To talk serious crap to someones face so that they have nothing more to say and they shutup.

Person1: shut yo fat ass up!
Person2: Nile turn yo short ass around over there looking like an umpa lumpa.
Person1: ....(silent)......
Person2: I just gave Nile the Verbal Dick

by Camacamanana March 11, 2010

cobweb dick

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009