Dan Jones'd

When you have strong aspirations and mean well with your every move but make a habit of fucking everything up, sometimes, seemingly on purpose. Kinda sus.

Hey wanna see me Dan Jones'd myself and crash every fucking car I buy on the day I buy it?

by M_j_c October 16, 2020

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Dan

Dan is a chad. Some could say he is just too cool.
Casted from the gigachad himself, Dan is a really cool guy. He has so much ice that if you touch him you will instantly freeze and ejaculate.
Dan is the balance between universal knowledge and your favourite kink.

"Dan is so fucking cool"
"What the fuck Dan, you just turned david to ice"
"I shoved a entire pillow up my vagina jerking off to Dan"

by Lazarbeam’s Slave (help me) November 19, 2021

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Dan Bell

Creepy guy who drives around Baltimore at night talking about sex and puts it on Youtube.

I became impotent after watching a Dan Bell video.

by crackimanative July 13, 2025

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Dan Quayl

Da inept bungling former vice-president who doesn't even know how to spell da name of a common root-vegetable. Maybe he made said mistake because HE HIMSELF is a total "vegetable" as far as any common sense or basic awareness is concerned!

Dan Quayl ADDED an "e" incorrectly to da name of a VEGETABLE, so I am SUBTRACTING an "e" from HIS name to make up for it --- you know, to kinda "balance things out".

by QuacksO November 3, 2023

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dan

She is a stylish and super cool piece of candy that loves to learn. As well, she is super chill and funny, but loves to hit others in the sun don't shine area.

Oh wow!!! Dan just hit me and it really hurts. BUT, ,MAN OH MAN, SHE IS SUPER COOL.

by Bella Haminoa May 24, 2019

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