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vaginal christmas trees

hey sweetie do you like our new vaginal Christmas trees?
by sloppy joe your girl December 13, 2023
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The Christmas Man

The Christmas Man is the true santa. His name is Peter and he loves to eat live catfish. Not milk and cookies, catfish.

He hasn't been giving presents to most of the children around the world for a while, since no one puts out live catfish for him to eat anymore. He's not angry, he's disappointed.
Santa believer: "Let's put out milk and cookies for Santa!"
Christmas Man enjoyer: "No, The Christmas Man won't like that, we should put out a live catfish for him to eat instead!"
by After8ight November 10, 2022
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christmas pregnant

Eating so much you feel fat(ter) and ashamed. Gluttony in its most pure form - specifically during the entire month of December, and trailing off sometime the end of January
Dude: "Are you hiding a whole turkey under that sweater?"
Me: "No, Dude, I'm just Christmas Pregnant. I think I ATE a whole turkey though..."
Dude: "oh.. well just don't eat so much you give birth all over the place. And leave me some Cheetos, bitch!"
Me: <Nom Nom Nom> "Whoever eats the last one.. Wins!"
by plywoodchicken December 21, 2017
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Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".
Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.
by Julesheart January 8, 2024
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Christmas Threw Up

"Christmas Threw Up" describes that ONE YARD in every neighborhood that has to go overboard with the Christmas decorations. It literally looks like Christmas threw up in their yard.
Hannah looked out her front window at the neighbor's yard across the street. "It looks like Christmas threw up in their yard", she thought.
by Julesheart January 10, 2024
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Christmas 2.73

The 26th of december. Christmas 2.73 is for those who want one more present on top of those they already have.
“Man I can’t wait for Christmas 2.73 this year, I really want that extra present
by interhoe December 23, 2018
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Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out
Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas
by Meathole69 October 5, 2018
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