Chode Cone

A cone like impliment used to protect ones chode from the harsh neglect that lots of banging may bring. Depending on your chode ratio, this could be 2:1, 3:1 or what is known as 'Neil' 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,:1

When he/she/it grows up he/she/it will be a Chode Cone Specialist

by Phil McKrakkin June 25, 2004

chode

In many parts of the United States it is known as another word for, 'bo-daggit' or 'cling-on'.

It is literally a small piece of shit that is hanging off one's ass hair.

by The Red Baron September 30, 2004

chode

Penis wider than long
Curled penis
flat topped penis

david is such a chode

by ULTIMATE June 16, 2004

Chode

A penis that is wider than it is long.

Ha ha look at his wide, short chode!

by Shane June 19, 2004

Chode

A member of a group that is defined by an oxymoron.

Marc: John McCain and Sarah Palin are a team of mavericks!
Mike: A "team of mavericks?" That doesn't make any sense. They're a bunch of chodes.

by DiseasedMink December 25, 2008

chode gulpers

an extremely tasty THICK and STICKY drink that the White Warrior takes to block sun on his sensitive skin

Finnigan: OHHHH!!! that flash light is buring my skin

ThongKing: Here drink this chode gulper!!!!

Finnigan: OHHH YEA!!! Finally the burning has stoppped

by The Realest March 7, 2003

Chode-a-licious

Many gay fags having gay ass fucking sex together with wide load chodes.

Those fucking fags are having a chode-a-licious time.

by JimboSlice December 13, 2007