Definitions by ULTIMATE

Captain Shartacus 

A man who can't help but shit himself

Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!

Captain Shartacus by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016

chode 

Penis wider than long
Curled penis
flat topped penis

david is such a chode

chode by ULTIMATE June 16, 2004