i can be your dad 

when your dad is your dad

i can be your dad
"i can be that dad of yours" said Tobias as he looked at his friend

i can be your dad by yourdadisyourdad August 20, 2018

I can make a guitar sing 

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

I can make a guitar sing by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

ayo can i get a bean

ayo can i get a bean

“ayo can i get a bean?”
“no”

ayo can i get a bean by cheeseandcrackers February 10, 2021

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica 

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

you can’t play hitler’s harmonica by harmonica March 30, 2021

21 can you do some' for me 

" 21 can you do some' for me" means can you suck my dick

21 can you do some' for me, suck this dick for me

21 can you do some' for me by ellllliot December 4, 2022

how can I be homophobic 

The express of one's confusion towards another person calling him homophobic

Person 1: You are homophobic
Person 2: How can I be homophobic? My bitch is gay.

how can I be homophobic by sic9898 January 11, 2023

"white girl" can't even 

The most advanced and serious stage of not being able to handle or deal with something...that is generally not actually a huge crisis.

"I just spilled my coffee all over my desk again...I seriously "white girl" can't even right now. I may just have to take sick hours and leave work early today..."

"white girl" can't even by sam d. July 10, 2016