When a little dick sells himself as a big dick... you are left feeling dissatisfied and alone and with a smaller wallet.
Jenny: "I danced with that guy at the club all night, he could really move man, but when he finally put it in me.... oh, shit, i was cock robbed!"
by Pink Tits February 15, 2010
by catkiller May 18, 2008
Step 1: get boner
Step 2: get near person of interests face
Step 3: call persons of interests name
Step 4: hope person of interests face turns into boner
Step 5: ram boner in face
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Step 2: get near person of interests face
Step 3: call persons of interests name
Step 4: hope person of interests face turns into boner
Step 5: ram boner in face
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by Ben McHammerpants April 28, 2014
Big juicy mighty triumphant and majestic Cock. Normal length is 69 inches. Full chubbed is 429 inches.. HE CAN LAST HOURS
by Masturbatorium lover June 02, 2021
Similar to beer jacket, cock jacket describes an invisible coat that allows females to endure ice-cold external temperatures whilst wearing tiny outfits (usually akin to lingerie), pre-alcohol, simply because the lengthy process of removing a coat/jacket in the pub/bar/club would waste good cock-teasing time. Cock jackets are particularly popular in Newcastle and Liverpool, England.
"Look at that girl in the miniskirt and boob tube! She much be freezing!"
"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"
"She's probably wearing her Cock jacket"
by Gruber December 05, 2007
The pungent residue which remains upon the cock following sexual intercourse with an actor/actress who has performed both a matinee and an evening theatrical performance without bathing in between performances.(aka- two show pussy)
by King Monstansir October 25, 2009
''hey man i just came back from a medieval joust and the guy sitting next to me, boy he sure had cocks breath
by Max Lawless January 19, 2008