To have sex with two clowns simultaneously. This may end in a creampie, though not always the kind you're expecting.
"Say, Jim, you feeling okay? You have a haunted air about you."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
"Last night I had a Three-Ring Circus and now my wife wants a divorce."
by anonymous June 10, 2022
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"Brad, what's this big open area doing in the middle of your Uncles corn field?"
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
"Just more Crowley County crop circles bro. Don't touch anything you find on the ground."
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1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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Get the Aww, you're dressed as a kitty cat during sensory circuit. mug.Male genital mutilation.
Millions of years of evolution have decided that every male mammal under the sun was to be born with a foreskin. In nature you won’t find a single mammal species where the males are born without a foreskin. If the foreskin was a useless part of our anatomy, evolution would have gotten rid of it before we became human.
Circumcisions are performed on babied because they can’t complain as no adult in his right mind would subject himself to it.
Millions of years of evolution have decided that every male mammal under the sun was to be born with a foreskin. In nature you won’t find a single mammal species where the males are born without a foreskin. If the foreskin was a useless part of our anatomy, evolution would have gotten rid of it before we became human.
Circumcisions are performed on babied because they can’t complain as no adult in his right mind would subject himself to it.
Circumcision is barbaric and useless. It continues to this day only because it's practiced on innocent babies.
by ilbtna August 3, 2007
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I had to go to my boss, then accounting, legal, back to accounting, back to my boss, to operations, legal, and back to my boss again on this project. I've been banging my head in circles all afternoon. <bang (one's) head in circles>
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