bed cylinder

Noun. Another term for dick while fucking in bed.

Krissy: Let’s fuck in bed!
Mike: Ohhh so you want the old bed cylinder huh?
Krissy: Yeah stick your bed cylinder in me!

by Wazy123 November 27, 2021

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Make my bed

I don't even have sheets, Jordan! There are half full bottles of soda all over my bed. Electronics. Bags. Cards. It's CHOAS, Jordan! CHOAS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "I CAN'T make my bed Jordan! There are no sheets! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE MY BED WITH NO SHEETS!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam March 01, 2024

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bed bench

a futon bunk bed

Your bed bench is blocking the ceiling light.

by lamb777 December 10, 2010

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bed boxing

When you’re getting really freaky in bed and you suddenly start boxing eachother.

Man me and my girl was bed boxing last night son!😝

by Bedboxer March 07, 2018

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Waxing the bed

The act of taking some form of tape or another sticky substance, putting it across your bed, and pulling it up to get off un-wanted hair. The hair usually belongs to a pet, and is caused by the pet shedding while they sleep/lay with you on your bed.

"Dude, my dog slept with me on my bed last night. I spent a good 30 minutes this morning waxing the bed."

or

"What are you doing?"
"I'm waxing the bed. My cat decided to lay in it when I was gone, and sheds a lot.

by zig12 August 09, 2009

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