The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023

Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

by Willybear April 22, 2025

Dustin Bleber

A crusty cumshot that dries out in the depths of a belly button.

My homie from high school told me he left that skank with a Dustin Bleber!

by Scrotus, lé Philosopher July 7, 2025

twirl your beiber

a grand salutation including twirling you hair and molestation.

Did you just twirl your beiber at me?

by Chapino March 12, 2011

The Justin Beiber Effect

When a song or other business extension is used by Justin Beiber, and subsequently ruins it.

Justin Beiber announces Dubstep track, therefore, ruining most dub step for some people, subsequently 'The Justin Beiber Effect'

by Jsee December 13, 2012

make the Biedermann

When an instructor gives you an assignment and you're just lost and ruin everything.

Person 1: Is lost
Person 2: Bro are you make the Biedermann move?
Person 3: En Schöööne

by Linuskek July 9, 2020

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet

An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.

Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.

by When the ziggy December 10, 2023