Baftard

A relatively new breed of idiot, resulting from the breeding of a Bafoon and a Social Retard. Said to originate from New Zealand, when a rogue ship of refugee baboons from Uganda mated with some sheep, who in turn mated with the touring English Rugby team and emmigrated legally to Australia in 2008

"Man, that boss of ours is such a Baftard- he is totally baftarded".

by E*Rock February 4, 2009

batsard

A mispelling of the word Bastard. Most commonly known for being used in the webcomic Tails Gets Trolled by the character Shadow.

tails lead me to them batsards
-Shadow the Hedgehog

by cl4ud3 January 7, 2022

turkey basterd

A child who is born to unmarried parents and who was conceived by turkey baster insemination.

That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.

by neologisto July 15, 2011

Bastardcunt

A person who goes out of his way to be an asshole at every opportunity.

Bryce, you fucking bastardcunt.

by Sennan April 27, 2003

Nob ass shit fuck bollock bastad

Loadza swears ina line

by sex machine May 20, 2003

Los Bastardos

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"

That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

by Ikenbari Fransiskillnal October 28, 2004

bastarding

can be used to describe an object or person that has angered or "pissed" you off

oh you bastarding twat, can't you even get it bastarding right you fucking bastarding arsehole, get that bastarding thing which cant stay in its bastarding place for one bastarding minute and fucking pass it over bastarding here... etc etc

by TomUK May 16, 2006