Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

by A fucking mess January 4, 2019

Joke

Australian army tank crewman

This job is a proper joke

by Steve prerry June 1, 2018

i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

No Jokes October

"No Jokes October" is a challenge in pop media where people refrain from joking and remain serious at all times without laughing. Some other challenges include "No Poop July, No Simp September, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December."

John Lost No Jokes October by laughing at a funny joke.

by The_Urban_Dictionary_Official September 5, 2023

joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, engage humorously in an activity or discourse.

Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''

by Alialias July 27, 2017

Joke

An example

Person1:Wanna joke?
Person2:A joke?
Person1:Yeah.
Person1:A joke
Person2:What's a joke?
Person1:Here's an examp-
Person2:Okay i'm ready
Person1:Knock Knock? Say, Who's there.
Person2:Who's There?
Person1:Interrupting cow! You say interrupting cow who?
Person2:Interrupting co-
Person1:Mooooooooooooo
Person2:Hey I didn't get to finish!
Person1:I know!
Person2: Ohhhhh!

by Mowiam April 18, 2023

Grant jokes

A dad joke but much much cooler

"Road work ahead, I sure hope it does" is an example of a grant jokes

by Expertbacon February 3, 2024