The Chinese Wall

The fine act of you putting 8 pieces of 'Snus' under your upper and lower lip - 4 under your upper lip and 4 under your lower lip - causing you to get brutally stoned.

Oh shit, he just took a The Chinese Wall and he aight'

by JersaySutteren May 23, 2021

chinese facelift

After eating a girls pussy till they orgasm you come up from between their legs and wipe the juices off your face and then proceed to bitch slap them with your pussy juice covered hand

Yeah last night I was with Julie and I totally gave her a Chinese facelift..:

by Roscoe2320 August 8, 2017

chinese wedgie

A front butt wedgie for the ladies.

D: Wow I have a wedgie!
M: Not as bad as a chinese wedgie

by Shmakota Big Nuts February 2, 2024

Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.

"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

Chinese Thesaurus

When the brain so sloppy you start speaking Mandarin Chinese, regardless of prior familiarity with the dialect.

Mike's Sister: "Good thing Mike's still playing Pokémon Go, otherwise he'd catch me giving you the Chinese Thesaurus!"

Me: "早上好中国 现在我有冰淇淋 我很喜欢冰淇淋 但是 速度与激情9 比冰淇淋 速度与激情 速度与激情9 我最喜欢 所以…现在是音乐时间 准备 1 2 3 两个礼拜以后 速度与激情9 ×3 不要忘记 不要错过 记得去电影院看速度与激情9 因为非常好电影 动作非常好 差不多一样冰淇淋 再见"

by GamingBeast90 January 19, 2024

Chinese Chiriyu

A chinese variant of chirayu who goons everyday and enjoys programming.

A: Yo, he's a chinese guy.
B: No, he's not just any chinese guy, he's a chinese chiriyu

by ShadowGrapes July 18, 2025

Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl starts to give you head then you ram your foreskin over the girls lips. The harder she pulls away, the tighter your foreskin traps her lips

I gave jacks mum a Chinese finger trap last night

by sukotto88 July 24, 2021