johnny apple weed

The device that is created when you take an apple, cut a bowl in it, and a hole to pull, and then proceed to smoke marijuana through.

"Hey make a Johnny Apple Weed cause I got some bud!"

by ill spills October 13, 2007

wee-weed up

A nonsensical phrase used by a politician that is imploding over the failure of his/her policies. The phrase replaces nonsensical phrases uttered by his/her predecessor that showed his/her ignorance.

At an online forum on healthcare held Thursday at the Democratic National Committee (DNC), Obama drew on his own political experience to predict better fortunes next month.

“There’s something about August going into September where everyone in Washington gets all wee-weed up,” the president said.

by Free Rider Problem August 20, 2009

Peyton manning weed

a very strong combination of Purple Haze/White Widow resulting in a blue/white combination that will knock out anyone because of the high levels of THC much like throws from the Colt's MVP QB's throws to a receiver.

Dude i smoked a blunt of that Peyton Manning weed and was out for hours.

by BlaineusKaplanus January 26, 2009

weed hoes and alcohol

the prerequisites for a kickass party

That party last night had weed hoes and alcohol. It was a pretty kickass party

by lifesprettychill June 23, 2011

Pledge Of The Weed Hits

I pledge the weed hits, from the bag, of the nicest danks and rarest nug,

And 2 or 3 dub rips, ignore hits of schwag, nug blazin, of the bomb, in-a-spliff-or-bowl, with liberty to puff this for all.

I wake up and take the Pledge of The Weed Hits everyday.

by SlangemDozier November 3, 2011

lick the weed

When you and your friends are trying to load another bowl, but someone you are with drops some of it and you are already too stoned to pick it, so whoever spilt it must then lap up all of the fallen off of the counter top or whatever surface it may have landed upon; meanwhile everyone else must chant "LICK-THE-WEED!" in unison until all the weed has been licked.

Oh shit... Jerry Garcia is trapped in my head, hey... you dumped some weed on that countertop.... LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED...LICK THE WEED

by MK 3000 March 7, 2005

weed scale

This is the scale used for rating people on their weediness.

The order is as follows:-
-Thiefy
-Stickman
-Manny
-Old Man Wrinkles
-Hoody
-Towely
-Weedy Keen Tights

(Thiefy - Weedy Keen Tights = Machoist - weediest)

Machoness is basically the opposite of weediness

Weedy Keen Tights: Robin Hood is the best person ever!

A macho: Shut up weed, this is why you're at the bottom of the weed scale.

Weedy Keen Tights: OK, wow I like your leather jacket

A macho: I hate your tights

by em pom pee December 24, 2007