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Jonas Brothers Suck

A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).
Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.

More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
by Wormaldson August 4, 2009
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Suck Your Nan

To supple on ones grandmother.
Popularized by United Kingdom gangsters and hip hop artists.
Gangsta #1: Oi mate gimmie your phone.
Gangsta #2 Suck your nan blud.
Gangsta #1 Brap Blap
by OhizzleSYN October 3, 2010
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Egg-sucking dog

A dog that eats eggs out of a hen house. Such a dog is considered low down and no damn good. A scoundrel or nefarious person can also be called and egg-sucking dog. Reference Johny Cash's song "Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog".
My neighbor Billy is an egg-sucking dog. He took a box of Girl Scout cookies and didn't pay for them.
by benboy73 March 6, 2018
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suck you dry

When a girl sucks your dick and you cum in her mouth and she keeps sucking til you can't come no more
by PussyWhipped March 30, 2016
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sucking the corporate cock

sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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suck you dry

Sucking a dick until they cum
Bradley: How was your night with Estelle dude?
Tyler: Oh my god bro, we fucked then she said "I wanna suck you dry"

Bradley: Did she?
Tyler: Yup
Bradley: Lucky!
by anon8856 December 20, 2015
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suck a flying dick

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost
my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick
by bluebear October 5, 2020
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