Blind Man's Shave

When one shaves down below but ends up leaving many patches of hair, one has to wonder if it was shaved by a blind man.

Yo, you missed so many spots, it looks like a Blind Man's Shave"

by Mexican Handshake August 1, 2010

koolieeo man

awesome, cool, bombfish, rad, sweet

that's so koolieeo man!
i'm so koolieeo man!

by Mackenzie Burch October 29, 2004

Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Man Bruh

When you say it once in a server and it becomes a joke in that server.

John: “Yea I’ll play cod tonight”

Elijah: “Man Bruh”

by Silver___Rose April 27, 2021

mitt man

“a hustler who uses religion and prophecy to con his victims, usually the victims are women”

Don’t take that dude serious, he’s just another mitt man

by BallHoggerOfDeath December 7, 2024

Delivery Mans Revenge

What happens after a delivery person figures out someone never tips no matter the service. Usually a loogie or a few pubes in the Pizza.

Shaquisha: I never tip the delivery guy they ass supposed to do they job and get me pizza, They don’t deserve nothin extra.
Daquan : I used to think like that too boo till the delivery driver gave me some extra ingredients a few times...Delivery Mans Revenge.

by Daddy Geebs February 17, 2019

lin man

a slang term for Lin Manuel miranda
Lin Manuel miranda is a true angel, is smarter than the entire human population combined and is also VERY VERY VERY hot
he also has an extremely large penis that I could describe in full detail

but I will not

person 1 "I have a massive wang, 8 inches"
person 2 " that's nothing compared to Lin Manuel miranda''
person 1 "true"

by vehiruqhv April 23, 2022