I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
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Kristin: Lil Kels's crop top looks more like a bra.
Karen: Yeah she reminds me of a Slim Stringed Turkey. Ohhh nooo not again! Now she's stripping!
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Kristin: Now her inner Prickly Porcupine Pornstar is coming out!
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A Sexual interaction which must either be performed in Cleveland or by a person born in Cleveland, during this act the receiver must move their hips around in an O shape, while the giver covers the receivers dangly part with tons of lubricant, and then proceeding to give vicious head to the receiver (still moving hips in an O), then whenever the receiver is stimulated to the point of near ejaculation, the giver starts swirling their tongue around the tip like a twirly brush at a car wash then when he busts you catch or spit it in your hand and throw it towards their face
Person 1 : you hear about how jay and his girlfriend broke up because she gave him a Cleveland Surf N Turf?
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
Person 2 : what the fuck is that
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A DICKTIONARY that has an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN due to it's ability to praise high quality bands and singers that have great song titles and lyrics. And not only that is able to integrate how HORNY everybody is when reading through the entries by including sexual references.
Write a lyrical phrase because they are wearing an AWESOME URBAN TURBAN and will take you through the wettest desert by just touching the enter button after you enter your QUEERY.
I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.
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I am proud to tell you it is SHIT one. I meant this one but I want to help out here.
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