Definitions by GravediggerJim

Scaring The Turtle 

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

Scaring The Turtle by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

Rimming-floss 

Excessive anal hair.

If you expect me to do that Bob, you'll need to shave. I'm not into rimming-floss.

Rimming-floss by GravediggerJim October 10, 2017