Scaring The Turtle

A euphemism for anal sex.

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

Rimming-floss

Excessive anal hair.

If you expect me to do that Bob, you'll need to shave. I'm not into rimming-floss.

by GravediggerJim October 10, 2017