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Spider-Man Delusions

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
“My friend is so obsessed with Spider-Man! I think he has Spider-Man Delusions”
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
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Racking The Man Bun

Racking The Man Bun Aka The Most Godlike Man Bun Possible
Guy1- “Nice Man Bun Dude”
Guy2-“Yeah Dude I’ve been Racking The Man Bun Lately”
Guy1-“Yeah Dude Your Right!”
by FatMf July 20, 2018
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The Dirt Man

The Dirt Man is a mythological entity familiar to North American culture. The origin of the myth is unknown, but it bears similarities to the familiar childhood myths like the Tooth Fairy or Easter Bunny. Where these myths diverge is in perceived alignment, and the age demographic. The tooth fairy and Easter bunny are known to be positive, well-meaning entities whereas the dirt man is a negative, frightening one, and is believed in by many adult men.

The myth commonly tells of a dark and shadowy figure, often appearing as a middle-aged man dressed as a cowboy. The dirt man visits and invades the homes of single bachelors, that is to say men without romantic partners. When the dirt man comes to your bedside, he is said to check beneath your pillow for a material sacrifice in the form of dirt, clay, or soil. If the dirt man finds dirt beneath your pillow, he will leave the home, sometimes leaving behind mysterious dirty boot prints and the smell of fresh soil. If the unlucky bachelor, however, does not leave a sacrifice for the dirt man, it is believed that he will harm or abduct the bachelor. Physical harm from the dirt man comes in many forms, and commonly involves damage to a man's reproductive system. Men report awakening to see the dirt man staring at them in the dark of night, and in the following days experiencing new problems including but not limited to: erectile dysfunction, low sperm count, Epididymitis, and the shrinking of one or more testicles, or the scrotum.
"We're guys, we keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, in case he comes to town. I keep a little dirt under the pillow for the dirt man, so he won't take me down to his lair."
by DefinitelyNotTheDirtMan May 30, 2024
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man

man is man
by igosickomode January 4, 2022
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Flavor man

A man in your life who gives you an essence of variety.

Usually represents a fondness of kinks and "spicy" things, particularly in the bedroom.

Does not want anything full time. They are in it for the sex.

When a flavor man represents a sweeter side, they might be in it for a full time relationship, but it would most likely be for temporary feels. Don't catch feelings for them.

This can also be seen as a "kinky fwb".

Could also be used as a term for women. Ex: flavor woman/lady
"He spices up my life, he's my flavor man!"

"Damn, I need a flavor man! I'm living dull..."
by MarkofOxin April 21, 2017
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What the man

What the man, is like what the fuck or hell, but instead we change it to man
Sara : oh shit i spilled your tea!
Me : dude, what the man?!?
by Laralaraonthewall November 23, 2021
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Man hurdling

The act of leapfrogging another male or female and landing your penis in inside the females vagina finnishing in the doggystyle position.
Dude last night kyle and i were man hurdling the red head from the party
by BigDaddyRydogg6969 June 5, 2018
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