filled with wannabe gang bangers and guys that think they’re hard asf, but were raised in the suburbs and have a raging nic addiction. the girls at the school are fake ash, except for the ones the “EmO GiRlS” they’re usually pretty cool. rumors are spread weekly and it is very rare that you will find any true friends, but not impossible. everyone in kalama high school have no respect for anyone, and are the most disrespectful little shits you’ll ever meet.
the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
the only ‘cool’ thing about kalama high school is that it was used in the twilight movies.
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by anonymous December 7, 2020
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Has an overpriced canteen that is filled with dry food
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Churchlands students can't walk quickly in hallways.
Churchlands senior high school, a place filled with assholes, vapers, graffiti and an overpriced selection of everything.
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CMS kid before graduating: Lets go to "Chaboya Middle School" I want to get all them "hot cheeto girls" and be gangster on jah.
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."
CMS kid 2 before graduating: Fr Homie I want 2 gangbang all these fake gangbangers.
CMS kid 8thgrader: I am "Retarded" and "Menacing unpreposessing."
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