he would fuck up a wet dream

A person so incompetent he couldn't even adequately perform a natural function.

Don't trust George with that job. He would fuck up a wet dream.

by barber of seville May 9, 2019

I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

a dog that just wont shut the fuck up

That Dog that your Neighbor has that just wont Shut the fuck up.

(Dog barking)
Victim 1: LET ME SLEEP YOU FUCKING BITCH,

Victim 2: what?
Victim 1: MY NEIGHBOR HAS A DOG THAT JUST WONT SHUT THE FUCK UP

by MateoDoge April 25, 2020

yum yum eat em up

A very large teacher. A person who eats too much and is afraid of germs.

OH NO!!! Yum yum eat em up IS ABOUT TO EAT US!!!!!!

by Yum April 13, 2004

what`s up my bitches

A term used by a homosexual with the name Kyle on the daily to refer to his Bitches

What`s up my bitches how you doin!

by doubex1 February 1, 2019

Never gonna Give you up

Never gonna let you down

Never gonna tell a lie and Hurt you (Get Rick-Rolled by some random guy on the internet whose username is a crappy joke he heard once) (Never Gonna give you up, or will i?)

by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 11, 2020

Shut Up Thomas Day 2

september 20th is shut up thomas day 2! where everyone in the world named thomas has to shut up!

thomas: hey!
me: shut up
thomas: what?
me: it’s september 24th, shut up thomas day 2!
thomas: oh yeah...
me: SHUT UP

by adorable6d September 12, 2020