Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

get off his dick

remove thy lips from thine penis

Kirk cousins is mid
Get off his dick

by dchxgdfhyu November 9, 2022

Dog dicking mother fucker

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

by captainhook105 November 15, 2018

National grab a dick day

April 20th , everyone needs to grab a dick it doesn’t matter if it’s a girl’s or guy’s dick you can grab a dick and maybe even give it a good handjob, no punching the dick and you can’t say anything when someone gives you a hand job

is today National grab a dick day?

by Katy Hinson April 11, 2019

Grab dick and ass day

September 10 is the day you grab boys with big dicks and smack and grab somebody ass

September 10 is grab dick and ass day

by Cleve clevon September 9, 2019

dick has fallen off

This is when a man's voice has suddenly become squeaky or high .This goes to the mean "dick has fallen off" not literally but metaphorically as in that man has no penis

hey(voice goes squeaky)

"whoa your {dick has fallen off }"

by Aneeqas_786 January 10, 2017

National grab dick day

When anyone can grabs anyone’s dick for the day, September 4th!

Pulls up and grabs dick
Hey what the fuc-
It’s national grab dick day

by Snowballsnowbal1000 August 29, 2019