National grab dick day

on April 12 , it is national grab a dick day ! Ladies this is a free pass to touch your crushes or boyfriends dick and get away with it . it only lasts for a day so make it count

oooo man I can’t wait till it’s national grab dick day

by Laura Diaz April 11, 2019

Dicks out for dr.phil day

Dicks out for dr.phil days is April 17

Chad: yo whip out your cock nerd
Beta: what why?
Chad: Cause its dicks out for Dr.phil day

by Erectiuscockius April 17, 2019

National dick punching day

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)

damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day

by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019

Cunty mc small dick

A person who is an absolute cunt with a tiny dick.

Jennifer thinks jeff is an absolute cunt jeff also has a small dick therefore he is a cunty mc small dick.

by Cunty mc small dick February 14, 2017

National Grab Dick Day

August 8th is National grab a dick day .

Susie “ Girl how many dicks did u grab today ? “
Emma “ 12 how bout you “
Susie “ 18 “
Well Happy National Grab Dick Day hoes .

by Thatboothang08 August 7, 2019

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 5, 2019

Dog dicking mother fucker

A male family member that pricks you over at the most inopportune times

God damnit gary you dog dicking mother fucker you grumped my ace

by captainhook105 November 15, 2018