plunging the toilet

having sex with a girl with a smelly pussy

Guy 1: "yo, my dick stinks. can't get the smell off me since hookin' up with stinky Lisa." Guy 2: "well that's what you get for plunging the toilet."

by Duece79 June 6, 2018

Skibiti Toilet Day

A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.

Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”

by Micheal edger April 5, 2024

Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.

Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan

by ó h h é ł ł ó t h é r é June 2, 2021

Skibidi toilet

@#!#@?!

My autistic kid loves watching skibidi toilet

by Giampiero February 7, 2024

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Toilet Paper

Post-apoclyptic currency.

"Every grocery store in my state has out of toilet paper since the coronavirus outbreak! It is a rare and scarce substance now!"

by thedud3withaphone March 18, 2020

toilet egg

When someone doesn't flush after peeing, and it has time to settle into an egg-shaped "yolk". If disturbed, it emits a terrible odor.

Guy 1: James was over, and he left a toilet egg in the bathroom...
Guy 2: Gross.

by smellyeggs September 16, 2016