MATH

M: Mental
A: Abuse

T: To
H: Humans

I hate math...stupid mental abuse.

by L.Bunny6303 November 27, 2018

Math Doodle

an incredible sketch that the artist says was a quick doodle because they were "just bored"

(math being because it is where they are commonly made, being extremely boring.)

artist- dude, it's just a doodle.
you- dude, that's an effing MATH DOODLE.

by snekeyes4 October 28, 2023

Huberman math

When your math is dubious

"hey Andrew, what do you reckon odds are of heads if I flip this coin 3 times"
"well, it's 50% heads each time, and 50 x 3, so there's a 150% chance of heads"
"nahh bro, I don't think so, that's some Huberman math"

by AntyBs May 29, 2024

Nigga math

The price was high but I didn’t notice it because I wasn’t paying for it anyways

How do we afford all this shit
Nigga math

by mapstherealnggascholar January 29, 2025

Boy Math

The dummy or silly logic used by half-geeky males or semi-innumerates, who think that they are getting a good deal or making a smart move from their decision or action—their faux or fuzzy logic, or bigly calculations or guesstimations, often makes them a figure of fun.

Boy math is using a dollar bill as a bookmark that costs two bucks.
Boy math is driving two hours to and fro to save twenty bucks.
Boy math is buying indexed-funds hoping to retire prematurely.

by Numerati December 18, 2024

MATH

Mental Abuse To Humans(MATH)
Only for peopple with mental problem shits.!@#$@#@%^$#%$#%$#

My mom force me to do MATH work problems

by BENJAMIN PRO July 27, 2019

brown math

An illogical reasoning and justification to making any decision or acting a certain way, used primarily by woman to describe stupid straight cis-males with brown-ish genitals.

« Hey bestie, this delulu dude Alex sent me a dickpic, thinking he’ll smash, even tho we barely know each other. »
« Oh girl, that’s definitely brown math ! »

by miseryboy August 8, 2024