butt monkey

Someone whose frequent nincompoopery and/or lack of intelectual capacity subjects themselves to public ridicule.

Karen's was such a butt monkey that she put her underwear on backwards

by sean March 31, 2003

Flaming Monkey

The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.

Jon and Amy died last night.

What? How?

Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...

Wait... what?

Nothing...

by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010

monkey paper

A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey

"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga

by Gaga Fan/law student February 15, 2009

monkeys forehead

A word used to describe the female genitalia.

My god, look at that mucky bird from the council estate, those leggings are so tight i can see her monkeys forehead.

OR

Is that a cock in your leggings? Nooo they are that tight it allows observers to see my monkeys forehead. Im off back to the estate for a banjo!!

by Quim October 15, 2006

porch monkey

Racist term from the old South. While entertaining in the summer, after dinner the good White folk would retreat to their respective spaces (women to the parlour or drawing room, men to the porch) for after dinner drinks. The men, desiring to prop their feet up while relaxing, would have the small slave children get on their hands and knees so that the master and his guests could use them as footstools. Hence the term "porch monkey".

"Delilah, go and fetch those little porch monkeys so that my company can rest their feet a spell".

by it'llbalright March 7, 2009

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

Monkey Butler

An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.

George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch

by BF-TMG April 20, 2006