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family jules

it's an other way of saying penis
"oh he got kicked in his 'family Jules'"
"Oh bro that must've hurt"
by doadams234 August 23, 2018
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Addams family

Yea, I gave my girlthe thing” in her “uncle fester” like the Addams family
by Hax568 June 11, 2022
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Happy Family unit

Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.
You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.
Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?
by Melitsaha December 26, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted tonperianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Family And Friend {Friends & Family} : The Firsts Juvenile Release....
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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family-member run-around

Refers to the common but totally unproductive/destructive practice of a young child's parents and/or two or more older family members successively "delegating" or "passing the buck" from one family member to another when the youngster asks a difficult/uncomfortable question, rather than the initially-queried adult's simply saying, "I don't know" or, "That is not something you need to know just yet --- wait till you're a few years older to ask about that."
Small girl: Daddy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Father (glancing up from his evening paper): Go ask your mother that question.
Small girl (toddling over to her mother, who is knitting by the fire): Mommy, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Mother (looking up from her knitting, surprised): You know --- that's a really excellent question... why don't you ask your father about that.
Small girl: Well, I already did --- Daddy told me to ask you.
Mother (exasperated): Oh --- well, then, I think maybe your Uncle John could help you answer that.
Small girl (going outside where her uncle is lounging on the porch swing): Uncle John, how was I born? Where did I come from?
Uncle John: Hummmm... lemme guess --- didja ask your parents about that, and they sent you to me?
Small girl: Yes, Uncle John --- Mommy said you'd be just the person to ask.
Uncle John: Ahhhh... givin' ya da ol' family-member run-around, are they?
by QuacksO October 26, 2016
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Family Bus

"Hey man what did you do last night?"
"I gave her the family bus"
by 72638Kitty lover8 August 22, 2016
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