paper gorillas

they have small flimsy dicks

"my friend got me models of paper gorillas fo my birthday"
"fuck him"

by 69 months January 9, 2022

toilet paper

its almost as rare as finding gold

I RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE MY ASS

by awkward swine March 22, 2020

Toilet paper

u cant get it u wont get it just wipe your ass with your hand like the indian scammers

1.damn i cant get toilet paper
2. today i had fought in the pit for toilet paper
3.the corona virus made my toilet go away pls help

by TheOneTrueOmri March 26, 2020

cuttin' paper

One that has a daytime job, usually being paid by the day, week, or biweekly, as opposed to one in a professional position with a salary.

I'm cuttin' paper with this job at the recycling plant.

by ArfGraf August 25, 2013

git dat paper

To acquire currency, whether it be through legal means or not, in order to essentially "ball out of control."

I live to git dat paper.

by CockLord6969 September 3, 2016

Paper boy

A child born from an affair with the mailman

Did you know that little Timmy is actually a paper boy

by anonymous December 15, 2020

《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》In《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

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《¤》Print《¤》Documents《¤》In《¤》Your《¤》Computer 《¤》Paper《¤》

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025