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Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”
Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”
by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023
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Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.
Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.
by anonymous August 26, 2022
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Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions
Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again
by Nousername777 February 6, 2021
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Math

" I hate math." Says every kid on this planet
by exposer456 December 14, 2021
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Math

A pointless procedure in which americans learn what dead guys had to say about 'N'S
"I'm your new math teacher!"
by SavagelyGucci November 8, 2016
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Math guy

chandice's future boyfriend
person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend
by lvng.ymm September 22, 2021
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